The "Self-Pic"

Your thinking, here we go again. Some German ranting on about how pissed off he is that a bunch of immature pre-adolescence kids are taking pictures of themselves in the mirror again. WELL YOUR DAMN RIGHT HERE WE GO! Nexopia is like the cest pool for the self pic. It is repulsive nasty and just really nasty. Let's cover some of the bases. The Mirror Pic. A pretty common one at most. This is one is really good for those ugly people. They get to stand at the mirror for as long as they want and try and perfect the one good angle they have. And there's no one there to look at the nasty ones. The Arial Shot. This one usually accompanies itself with some cleavage and a fisheyed view of the victims face. "It's great if you want to look like an alien!". The Webcam Pic. This one is usually for all those emo's out there who want to look as blue and pissed off as possible. There just like "Yo look at my monitor face, when you're talking to EmOcuTs_809 this is how I look....deal with it." The Body Pic. This one involes a nice shot of the personal's midriff, cleavage, ass, legs, arms, pretty much the one think that looks bearable to the macroscopic human eye. This is how old men that are running for chairmen of the golf club in Greenacre heights get their action. "Hey, (thought) my thighs are pretty creamy maybe I'll get nexopia and exploit them....". And (my personal favourite) The OverExposure Shot. Pretty much, "Wow, every self-pic I've taken has either given my dog an appetite for shit or broken my camera lens or turned guys to gays or girls to lesbians. Oh looky here exposure. MAX IT BABY! Now the whole world will only see a bright flash when they look at my profile pic, awesome."